Food for Chicks

So now it seems nurses have come up with the 100 best food for women.

I can't say how they picked these foods, but it definitely has things on here for chicks. Such as . . .

Flax seed, kale, sunflower seeds, and cottage cheese.

Is your mouth watering yet?

Soy, garlic (isn't that the stuff they use to keep away vampires?), sesame seeds (what is it with seeds?), and tofu.

Yum.

Tortilla's (finally, guy food), veggie burger (back to chick food again), spaghetti squash (you're kidding, right?) and quinoa (which is supposed to be a "fun" substitute for rice), bulgar (isn't that a country?) and chickpeas.

Chick-peas.

Not guy-peas.

Chick-peas.

Not a pizza anywhere on the list.

I hope they don't come up with a list of guy foods. If they do, I will have to hide it from my wife.