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I am actually sick.

She said dramatically.

Before swearing voraciously.

Where's the starch? I need to work on my stiff upper lip.

At least my students are all sick too so I don't have to work.

To keep you busy while I am stuffing toilet paper up my nose to plug the dam, here's some mommy algebra for you.

My toddler appears ready to give up her nap. Except her behavior still needs some shut eye. How long before her mood and body are on the same page? Please solve for X which represents mommy's sanity. Thank you.